Saturday, May 1, 2010

Laura Spills it: We were poisoned at the G8 summit

So former first lady Laura Bush has opened a diplomatic can of worms by writing in her new book that she and her husband were been poisoned during a state visit to a G8 summit in Germany in 2007. Honey, I' sorry but the truth is there are thousands of people worldwide who'd die for the chance of  poisoning that husband of yours... I bet Hugo Chavez was like 'Germans, those lucky Bastards" when he heard about this...


The passage of Spoken From the Heart in which she discusses the incident amounts to the first time that the idea has been floated that George Bush's illness at the summit may have been the result of poisoning. The then US president succumbed to a stomach complaint, as did his wife and several members of their entourage, during a three-day meeting of world leaders in Heiligendamm.


George & Laura Bush arriving at the G8 summit, little did they know their fate

According to the newyorktimes, Laura Bush says that when the American delegation fell sick, the US secret service was called in to investigate but doctors put it down to a virus. "We never learned if any other delegations became ill, or if ours, mysteriously, was the only one," she writes.

You know what this means right, the Germans hate Idiotic presidents, their wives, and their government and decided they could fix the problem of 'idiot running a country' by simply poisoning them and wiping them all out at a go.If they could pass their poisoning techniques to Russia, Iran and Cuba, they'd make billions.  I guess the Germans hate Bush as much as I do, okay i take that back, hate is strong word, rephrase..dislike his methods of handling situations...yeah much better.
So back then when Sarkozy announced the next morning "Bush is slightly indisposed this morning and will rejoin the working meeting as soon as he can." during the meeting
The Germans were like " Damnit, he's one strong baffoon, next time Georgy Porgy, next time" with an evil grin....
Horst Köhler, I betcha i can tell you what he's thinking " Simple task, rat poison, I'm gonna fire whoever screwed this up"

My Poetry work : Hope God Sees

I Would love to share my work today since I've been asked so many times about these poems i write that i always talk about so here goes, one of my favorite pieces



 HOPE GOD SEES
 Since I am infamous, insignificant and discrete
There is no show...no show for me
When I walk past
The moment doesn’t cease, it lasts
So  when I do whatever is so holly I do for me
And I never do it for TV
I do it wholly and hope God sees
Wherever he is or wherever he might go
If he decides I’m good only he may know
As of me, little being..what authority have I?
To spring and be known
But to die and be gone
Is a common thing to me
As a forest is a common thing to thee
Thee masters of the wilderness
And wilderness that lives in me
I forever set it free
But since infamous, insignificant and discrete
I never do it for TV
I just do it and Hope God sees
And sometimes in the future think of me
When I’m  alive on the wrong side
And with me, my conscious fails to abide
that the thousand stars in the sky laugh hard to see
the doings of this little being…
Oh god...I hope you see
 ….Remember me.


Ukraine Parliament chaos


So i was watching the news when this clip of the Ukraine parliament came on, i had to have a laugh...you have to admit...hawa majamaa wabishi bana...
Ukraine's parliament erupted into what looked like a fully fledged riot this week,Fighting broke out and smoke bombs were thrown  as Ukraine's parliament erupted into chaos as it ratified a bitterly controversial deal with Russia extending the lease of a key naval base, Black Sea fleet to stay in Crimea until 2042 in return for a 30 per cent reduction in Ukraine's price of natural gas imports.It also signals a dramatic return to Russia's embrace under Ukraine's new president Viktor Yanukovych.

I've heard whispers that the vote means Ukraine's Orange Revolution, which grabbed headlines around the world more than five years ago, is well and truly over.Parliamentary speaker Vladimir Litvin, who was forced to take refuge under an umbrella as eggs rained down on him during the parliamentary brawl, is glad to see it go.


He says not a single promise of the revolution was fulfilled, and the authorities who took up office with the people's support exhibited only their corruption and ability to quarrel between each other.
In fact, disagreements between the two leaders of the Orange Revolution, president Viktor Yushchenko and prime minister Yulia Tymoshenko, may be its best known legacy.

More of Ukraine Parliamentary drama








I've seen this sort of parliamentary drama in many countries
Korea parliament fight




Taiwan Parliament fight

Turkey
Fight in Turkish parliament during election reform debate


 Italy..
 Russia
 Mexico
 But Not our Tanzania, never was there any drama in the Tanzanian parliament to this extent.. check out, silent peaceful and sleep-inducing...nainilihiii wakilala



so drama in my country's Parliament ..not much ..sana sana when something goes amess Pinda atalia...
nanilihi atagunaguna hapa na pale
but thats about it really....