What Every Man Thinks about Apart from Sex

Its the new bestseller and its being snatched off the shelves like crazy,outselling Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by JK Rowling and The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown, 'Professor' Sheridan Simove's publication moved 134,256 places up Amazon's bestseller list to reach number 744.

Here's the funny part....Professor Sheridan Simove was gonna write something about 'What Every Man thinks about apart from sex'  hoping to reveal to us all the desperate women of the world the mysterious workings of the male mind, providing a probing insight into what, other than sex, occupies their thoughts,
but just couldnt come to figure it out and concluded, theres nothing men think about apart from sex so all 200 pages are Blank!

'After many years of hard work I finally realised that men think of absolutely nothing apart from sex.It was a shocking conclusion and I realised that the world needed to be informed of my findings.'

Ladies....our mothers were right.